World Almanac Predicts a Purple Moon
The World Almanac said that a purple moon is set to rise on the eve of September 2nd, 2010. It will faze out after approximately 10 seconds and reappear 10 days later in what is a classic purple moon occurrence, more commonly known as "the purple fazation". It will stay for 12 hours before disappearing. TWA did not give any further p.m. predictions, and while there is a rumor about it appearing sometime during November, it's highly unlikely to happen. A purple moon has never shown itself more than once in a decade since the year 0000. The last time a purple moon was seen as close as 30 years apart was in the year never. Anybody who is able to snap a photo of the infamous Shloime Weissman is likely to get a hefty sum of money from the New York Times for it. He is wanted in more than half the world for PM infringement, with a reward of $2,000,000 Monopoly Cash for anybody giving information which leads to his arrest.
-Feivel Katz
-Feivel Katz